Explosive Diarrhea T-Shirt — Life Happens Fast Funny Graphic Tee

Life happens fast. Sometimes REALLY fast. This bold ExplosiveDiarrhea.com graphic tee turns that universal truth into a shirt built to get laughs. The front goes all-in with an oversized distressed EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA warning-poster design featuring the Brown Dog mascot, bold hazard-inspired graphics, ExplosiveDiarrhea.com branding, and “A Brown Dog Venture.” The back keeps the joke going with the Brown Dog mascot, ExplosiveDiarrhea.com logo, and the signature “Life Happens Fast. Sometimes REALLY Fast.” tagline. Loud, ridiculous, and impossible to ignore, it’s made for anyone who appreciates bathroom humor and isn’t afraid to wear the joke.

Product features

- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort

- Tubular, seamless body with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic — crisp, detailed prints

- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for itch-free, tested fabric

- Made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean