Professional Pooper Certified Mug – Funny Code Brown Coffee Cup | ExplosiveDiarrhea.com

OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED. QUESTIONABLY QUALIFIED.

Some people drink coffee. Professionals prepare for duty.

The Professional Pooper Certified Mug recognizes the highly trained individual who knows every bathroom in the building, performs well under pressure, and has extensive field experience.

Designed like an official employee credential and performance review, the wraparound artwork includes qualifications, certifications, management comments, and the coveted overall rating: LEGENDARY.

Professional qualifications include:

• Extensive field experience
• Performs well under pressure
• Excellent time management
• Knows every bathroom in the building
• References available upon request

Perfect for the office, home, break room, coworker gift, gag gift, birthday, or anyone whose morning doesn't officially begin until coffee has done its job.

Fueled by coffee. Driven by duty.

Original ExplosiveDiarrhea.com / Code Brown artwork.

Warm, cheeky, and built for daily use — this glossy ceramic mug carries a vintage-inspired poster design that celebrates hard-working pet pros with humor and pride. The muted beige background, stamped badges, and printed checklist give it a playful, official look that reads like a proud résumé for anyone who keeps tails wagging or paws in line. It feels right on a cluttered desk, beside a crate or on a kitchen counter during early morning feedings. Thick ceramic walls hold heat, the wide C-handle feels secure in a morning grip, and the vibrant print stays bright through everyday washing and microwaving. Reach for it when you need a smile with your coffee, or place it on display where fellow animal-lovers will notice the small, authentic details.

Product features

- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks and soups

- Dishwasher-safe — colors stay bright wash after wash

- Vibrant, crisp full-color printing on glossy ceramic

- Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz

- Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-handle

Care instructions

- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap